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Mark-O-WitZ the Thug ya luv here.

Today the DVD for Shane Ryan’s “Amateur Porn Star Killer 2″ hits online stores.

I recently got to check the film out at its world premiere in Hollywood, so I figured I’d share my thoughts on this little movie.

“Amateur Porn Star Killer 2″ is a sequel about a killer that preys on shortyz.

This thug, played by Shane Ryan, turns the ladies into amateur porn stars and then kills them; thus the name “Amateur Porn Star Killer 2.”

Don’t let the number 2 scare you from seeing the movie. I hadn’t seen the first film at the time I saw part 2. I thought I would be completely lost, but I wasn’t.

I do have to warn you though: This is no film for infants, little kids or moms.

Now, if you are a player, a thug, a hustla, a pimp, a shorty with an attitude, a horror lover or just a regular ol’ movie buff that is not offended by naked womens, killings, ding dongs, tah-tahs, street fights, poo-nanny, bootah spanks with a little “smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no!” and crazy ass crackas then this movie might be for you.

To be honest, while watching the movie, I thought the movie projector was broken. The picture changes from color to black and white and has a lot of shaky camera action in it. But it was all on purpose or that’s what the director told me. All the weirdness and arthouse crap pays off in the end… I guess, because you will swear you just saw a porno with a crazy fool killing this chick with his bare hands.

It’s a hoax though. It ain’t a really real snuff flick. The shorty up in the movie (Kai Lanette) was at the theater watching the film at the premiere. She was even sitting right next to the murderer. Or maybe it was her ghost or she was a zombie.

Anyway, I give “Amateur Porn Star Killer 2″ two claws up.

It offers some freak nasty parts, some scary throw your popcorn all over the place terror and was made by a really nice thug that I got a chance to meet.

I thought for sure dude was gonna kill somebody in the audience cause he is a crazy ass Charles Manson slice and dice madman on the movie. But in real life, he looks like a kid and you would never think he’d be in a movie called “Amateur Porn Star Killer 2.”

But he is, so buy it and see the insanity for yourself.

By the way, Shane Ryan is already working on a third film. Maybe the nightmares from part 2 will have stopped by the time number three slashes its way to DVD in 3D.

Check AlterEgoCinema.com for more info on this boy wonder filmmaker and his tight movies.

One-love,

Mark-O

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