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What up thugs?

Mark-O-WitZ the Thug ya luv here.

Wheeeh! I just finished up my taxes for the ‘07 season playas.

Good news: I’m getting back a hella lotta cash money dollar bills. Something like $25 for my return and another .75 cents for my stimulation.

Anyway, there’s been some people out there hating on the IRS and income tax and such. People saying “Taxing ain’t easy,” “IRS be taking all my money,” “Income taxes just ain’t as sexy as they used be,” “Let’s throw some tea in the ocean” and stuff like that. But I’m here to tell you all that talk is just a bunch of Tom Foolery because in reality, excuse me, actuality, taxes are like the police - a necessary evil. Also, like five-O, sometimes they can be damn sexy.

Think about this for a second: If you are like me, you do your taxes in the comfort of your own home. If you do, you probably do them online. Many of you probably do them just like I do, the old fashion way - butt ass naked. Not Blue the 20-year-old Vietnamese party girl from NoHo though. She does her taxes in a bikini:

While we are on the subject of women and taxes, here are some other party girls, who really get into taxes:

And for the rap fans out there, here is a dope rhyme “Tax Time Baby” by Connor Berge. This kid gotz mad skills, rapping about what he’s gonna get with his refund.

Me? What am I buying with my refund? I’ve had my eyes on this tight DVD “Black Devil Doll.” I don’t think it is out yet. But when it gets released I’m gonna buy four copies in case any of my first three DVDs get jacked.

Bottom line, even thugs do they taxes.

Except Scarface, I guess.

So you mess with the IRS, they will stuff your ass in cuffs and cells just like Al Capone’s honkey ass. I wouldn’t mind that chick cop up above cuffing my ass and do a little police brutality on me though… Anyway…

Happy Tax Day!

peace,
Markowitz the Amazing Thug Armadillo

Tags: Al Capone, Black Devil Doll, Happy Tax Day, Markowitz speaks, Markowitz the Amazing Thug Armadillo, Scarface, taxes, taxes are sexy, Thug life

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